Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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