We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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