so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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