and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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