Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I need a beard to bite.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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