party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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