and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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