I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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