she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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