Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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