no you cant smoke seaweed
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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