But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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