I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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