BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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