it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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