Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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