dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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