I don't think brook has ever known best
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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