Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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