Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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