? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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