just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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