He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
third nipple confirmed
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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