Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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