There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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