i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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