i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Alive.
So much puke
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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