I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Shame - the story of my life.
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