thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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