i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
