I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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