she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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