That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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