Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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