Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Never joke about your clitoris.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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