okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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