Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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