All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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