Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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