in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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