God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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