Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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