Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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