i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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