Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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