Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
