yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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