i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
