Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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