I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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