I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
A+ Viking dick
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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