Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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