I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
