FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
