The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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