she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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