She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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